... in confidence...

Every now and then people sitting next to me fiddle around with their blackberries - those clever little gadgets giving you access to your company email, for example...

Remember the days at school when you had to add cheating to your skill sets - how to read your neighbours tests without moving your head. Well, I can still do it, beware everyone.

Nevertheless companies should be well aware of this. Especially one company, who's employee Steve ****** used his blackberry to email his mate about Lin *****. Allegedly she's confessed in confidence that she's squelled £1.6m in a ****** business meeting........that's where the train arrived in Canning Town and I left the carriage.

Stupid fuckers. Want me to post the company name and all your last names as well?