Right, here's the deal

Don't want to jinx it or anything, but this is the wager of my lifetime. I bet West Ham wins against Chelsea in the FA cup final (if either West Ham or Chelsea don't get in the finals, there's no bet at all).

If I win, I'll get my new tattoo paid by my mate - a cheeky bulldog on the two crossed hammers it will be.

If I loose, I will name my first born after the (deciding) goal scorer.

Now... They won't win of course, but if - the scorer might be Frank? So my first born will be called Frank. If it's a girl she'll be called Pie - that would piss him right off :-D