Cough it up...

... and stick it where the sun don't shine!

Suspect A: fancies me big time apparently (should have realised before I agreed going out with him), but I don't. Great.

Suspect B: doesn't call for a week but then bells me Sunday morning 6am to make me come over to his place "come on then babe, I'll pay for the taxi". Sod off.

Suspect C: has a boring sex life with his girlfriend, so wants to come back and have some fun... yeah.

Suspect D: is just filthy as f...

Goddammit. Who the fuck do you think you are. No, worse actually. What the fuck do you think I am?