Outside the box

I'm one of a grillion foreigers here but lucky - being Swiss means my flight takes less than two hours into a non EU country with special arrangements... not thinking of numbered bank accounts, no:

The Basel-Mulhouse-Freiburg airport is, shock horror, French and Swiss at the same time. Now. Coming from Switzerland, I get into the duty free shop. Leaving in a plane from France to England, I'll have the "this is an EU-flight so nothing to declare now leave me alone thanks" exit. Jealous? You better be, luv. My fags costs me £1.32 a pack, and that's for twenty fags. Sweet fuck all.

... and shit for my lungs, but that's something else.