Busted

I had it all planned - coming into work today (still got that cold, big time), moaning around for half a day, then shooting off at midday everyone patting me on the back for hanging in there that long... and then stay away from the office until next week, which should have given me nearly a week of sweet fuck all holidays.

So I got in this morning, and one of the team was quicker than me. He's called in sick. Friggin' wanker. I ain't gonna let the team down now. Friggin' wanker. He ain't ill that friggin'... you get the picture. What a wanker.