MIL stands for MUPPET

Oh Mikey... my flatmate from hell - male, English, 28-ish, straight and all, but just not that into football.

AC Milan playing FC Barcelona last night, we're 10 minutes into the game, I'm vegged out on the sofa watching when he walks in, looks at the telly and says:

"Millwall playing who?"

Mind you, that ain't a joke!