The Bug!

Right, Test 5 at the Oval, I'm glued to my screen (at work) with BBC radio and live scorecard, England still batting - the sun is shining outside and I'm wishing myself to this gorgeous penthouse flat with the terrace overlooking the pitch. It's gone for £17,000 for a week. Rent. My ass... Oh, and a shandy or 12, of course.

Alternately I might spend half of the weekend in Regent's Park - Big Screens, a rug, a few drinks and a spliff. Bliss!