Who The Fuck Is Gucci?

Right, I'm turning into this weird person again...

... now, mates tell me I'm confident, clever, rational - as it should be. But my friends know I'm not (well still clever, sometimes). I'm well irrational as soon as something really bothers me. It seems there's an important part in my brain responsible for fucking up things.

So let's get that straight, shall we - take the weakest, most irrational thinking person with the lowest self-esteem you know. And then multiply this by... any 6-digit-figure. That's me. On a good day.

Or it's just the second day after a bender. It probably is. Relax!