80% Success Rate!

... if you consider "missing your flight home" as a success, that is...

After last night's massive piss-up at our local, I detonated in bed around 1am and clearly (blurred) remember setting the alarm for 3am as I still had to pack and that. So... I woke up at 7.30am to realise that the flight I was supposed to take was long gone...

New flight, lucky me, cost me a hundred quid only, had to leave the house half an hour later to make it to the airport in time... well then... me, hangovered, at the airport, completely broke (just enough for a coffee, an appletizer and a 10pack of fags). BALLS!

Note to myself: next time you water the baby's head, don't fucking drown it!