World cup, you're having a laugh!

A girl's view on the world cup squad? Pleasure! Nice legs they have, and shame Theo fucking Walcott is only 17 - I ain't that much of a nappy chaser.

Goalkeepers - yeah, whatever. Not much to argue about. Defenders - looks solid. Not much to argue about. Now...

Midfielders. Jenas, Hargreaves, Downing and Lennon are four players I personally wouldn't have chosen - especially not looking at the forwards, of which we have only 4 on the list, two of them ain't fit, the third is Crouch (sorry but he makes me cringe) and the other is Theo fucking Walcott.

Picking players for a world cup squad isn't a job I wanted. It's not about stats, and it's not entirely about individuals. It's a team you have to put together, and the best player in a league team is only as good as the passes he gets from his pals. Put two world class stikers upfront and you're not guaranteed a string of goals - they need a whole team behind, down to the fucking kitchen crew as we now all know.

Sven is having a kick-ass gamble here. With Theo fucking wonderkid Walcott he might land a strike, but I doubt it. Shame, I was looking forward to this.