Selective Hearing

I've come across so many blokes in my rather short life now, and they all seem to suffer from a genetical (I reckon) defect called "selective hearing" (or reading, it seems to attack eyesight as well).

Girls, have it tested - tell them to take the rubbish out. Is it ever going to happen? Problably not. But tell them (just whisper!) you fancy a shag tonight, he will hear you even if he's miles away.

I'm so impressed! Ok, it's a bit shit for the rubbish-fraction of us girls, but hey, have them trained... just say "I fancy a shag once you've taken the rubbish out" and whoooooo there you go :-)